Wil Wheaton: For those of you listening at home. How great is this?

Leonard: I went to school for half my life. I have a doctorate. I'm still paying off college loans.
Penny: Well, how much do you owe? Maybe I can help you out.
Leonard: Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?
Wil Wheaton: For those of you at home, I am shaking my head "no."

Penny: So, how many people listen?
Wil Wheaton: Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand people listen live.
Penny: What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?
Wil Wheaton: Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.

Wil Wheaton: Penny, it's not about being famous. It's about the art. It's about the passion we have for our craft. *cell phone beeps* I have an audition for Sharnkado 2! If I book this, I am so going to pay you back for this beer.

Wil Wheaton: Wow, that fell apart really fast.

Wil Wheaton: Penny? We're working together. Awesome!

Wil Wheaton: Listen, Sheldon. I'm really happy to do this for you, but not if she's going to be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

Wil Wheaton: Problem, first time director?

Wil Wheaton: No offence, but I've been acting since I was a kid. I think I can handle a web show without a lot of direction.

Wil Wheaton: Oh, Internet. This is so going all over you.

Wil Wheaton: Well, it was either this or another hot tub party at George Takei's house.

Wil Wheaton: He's got the movie. Get him!

Wil Wheaton: (Imitating Jar Jar Binks) We-sa going to go into the movie now. Bye bye!

Wil Wheaton: That's right, Sheldon. Embrace the dark side.

Wil Wheaton: Hey, Sheldon. I just wanted you to know I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.