Wil Wheaton: That's right, Sheldon. Embrace the dark side.

Wil Wheaton: Hey, Sheldon. I just wanted you to know I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

Wil Wheaton: Hey look, they named their team after me!

Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!.What does that tell you?
Wil Wheaton: It tells me that I am living rent free, right here (points to Sheldon's head).

Wil Wheaton: Game over, Moonpie.

Wil Wheaton: I call my meemaw, Nana, and she's going to be very happy to hear my small rock kills your enchanted bunny.

Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" to me in Klingon?