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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Amy: Why don't we do something athletic like go over to the university pool and play water polo?
Leonard: No good, Sheldon doesn't float.
Sheldon: That is true. I have a higher than normal bone density. If I run too deep a bath, I drown.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: Wait, I'm a little concerned. Blueberries are rich in antioxidants.
Leonard: So?
Sheldon: So, with all those antioxidants, what if I run out of oxidants?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Raj: Okay, the NASA Web site says Howard's final descent has begun.
Sheldon: He left a boy, he returns a boy-sized hero.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Howard: (singing) Baruch atah, Adonai, Eloheinu. Melech haolam, hamotzi. Lechem min haaretz
Mike: What's that?
Howard: The Jewish prayer for eating bread. We don't have one for falling out of space!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: I am not a loser. Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill.
Leonard: Mmm. In all fairness, Pictionary has verbal skills, visual skills. It's a pretty well-rounded game.
Sheldon: Lot of big talk from a man who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Amy: Why don't we do something athletic like go over to the university pool and play water polo?
Leonard: No good, Sheldon doesn't float.
Sheldon: That is true. I have a higher than normal body density. If I run too deep a bath, I drown.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Amy: All right, let's keep it simple. How about darts?
Sheldon: No, that's not fair either.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: Darts is a bar game. You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age.
Leonard: Yeah, that's when it started.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage in all tavern-based competitions. Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt contests, they're all out.
Penny: Okay. Just for the record, I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest. I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk, so...

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Man's Voice: You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Shh, you need to whisper.
Howard: Ma, who is in there?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Uh, nobody. The TV is on.
Man's Voice: I only got one sock. Where's my other sock?
Howard: Who is that?
Mrs. Wolowitz: I told you, it's the TV. Jay Leno lost a sock, it's hilarious.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: It's a quark-gluon plasma.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma.
Leonard: Nothing with quarks.
Sheldon: It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe.
Leonard: No.
Penny: It's a chocolate chip cookie.
Amy: Yes.
Leonard: How could you miss that?
Sheldon: Hey, if you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie, you draw a glass of milk next to it.
Leonard: Penny got it.
Sheldon: Yeah, only after I eliminated all the obvious answers. You're welcome.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Howard: Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle, your little star is home. (Fails to open the door) Ma, the chain's on the door.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard? I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow.
Howard: Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well. So I thought I'd stop by, tell you about the greatest adventure of my life, see if you can make me feel bad about it.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Uh, uh, okay. Hold on, I'm not decent.
Howard: All right. (Speaking to himself) Woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years. Suddenly she's not decent?

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Howard: Dr. Schneider?
Dr. Schneider: Oh, hello, Howard.
Howard: What are you doing here?
Dr. Schneider: Um, house call.
Howard: Youre a dentist.
Dr. Schneider: Yes. Yes, I am. (Shouting to Mrs. Wolowitz) I think he's on to us!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: Hurry up, find him, find him.
Leonard: I'm trying. Don't yell at me.
Sheldon: For goodness' sake, he's wearing a hat, glasses, and a red striped shirt.
Leonard: I know what he looks like.
Amy: Oh, there he is, I got him.
Penny: Yes, we win again.
Sheldon: How could you not find him?
Leonard: Because he's hard to find. If he was easy to find, the books would be called There's Waldo!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Raj: Oh, my God, you're back. Oh, look at you. You, you look like you grew.
Howard: Yeah. The lack of gravity did decompress my spine, so I'm like an inch and a half taller. I'm going to the DMV tomorrow to get my license changed before I shrink back.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Raj: Oh, uh, come in, come in. Oh, I, uh, I didn't think I was going to get to see you until tomorrow.
Howard: Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's kind of under my dentist.
Raj: Wait, your, your mother is sleeping with your dentist?
Howard: Former dentist. I need a new one now that I know where his hands have been.

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