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Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. (sniffles) I might need a minute.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: Sheldon, when I was a little girl, I used to dream about my wedding. But, eventually, I stopped, because I thought that day would never come. And then I met you. From the first moment in that coffee shop, I knew that there was something special between us, even though I did work on a study that disproved love at first sight.
Sheldon: I loved that study the moment I read it. Ironic, huh?
Amy: Clearly, it was wrong. Because I felt something that day, and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now.
But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that.
Sheldon: Is that growth linear or accelerating?
Amy: Accelerating.
Sheldon: Oh, maybe we could graph it out.
Leonard: Save something for the honeymoon.
Sheldon: Smart.
Amy: Sheldon, I don't know what the future holds, but I know that I've never been happier than I am in this moment marrying you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Sheldon: Amy, I usually know exactly what to say. But in this moment I have no words.
I guess I'm overwhelmed by you. In a good way. Not in the elevator in the Haunted Mansion way. Even if I can't tell you now how I feel, I will spend my life showing you how much I love you.

Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Do you (clears throat)- Do you-
Wil Wheaton: Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here if you need me to step in.
Mark Hamill: No, no, no. I got this.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Amy, do you take Sheldon for your lawful wedded husband?
Amy: I do.
Mark Hamill: (high-pitched) And, Sheldon, same thing.
Sheldon: I do.
Mark Hamill: Then by the power vested in me by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Barry Kripke: At wast, my wove has come awong, my wonewy days are over, and wife is wike a song, oh, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: I would like you at my wedding.
Georgie: Thank you, Sheldon. That is so nice to hear. But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat and crap out a litter of kittens.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Howard: So, how was your date?
Raj: It was going well until my eye dripped in her latte.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Hey, you've reached George Cooper. Please leave a message. Unless this is Sheldon again, in which case, please try me on my other number, 1-800-suck-it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: So, is this Georgie?
Sheldon: Yes. And what is he even using that stethoscope to listen to?
Leonard: I don't know, small leak?
Sheldon: All right, that makes sense.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: There aren't gonna be any wedding photos. My fiancee's a germophobe. If he finds out I'm contagious, he'll never come back from Texas.
Bernadette: What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead and this is our zombie makeup?
Amy: That'll probably work. We'll call that plan B.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: It is fitting that you got into tires, because you are tiresome.
Leonard: Sheldon, come on.
Sheldon: Was that too mean?
Leonard: No, not too mean, not too good either.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: So you know what I'm talking about. And has he ever thanked you?
Leonard: Not in so many words, or any words.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: After all my sacrifices, guess which kid my mom is the most proud of?
Leonard: If it makes you feel any better, my mom's most proud of Sheldon, too.

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