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Quote from Amy in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Penny: Hey! I got all the beads to the other side.
Howard: It's not a puzzle, Penny.
Amy: Do you really want to be touching that? Do you know how many sick kids? You know, never mind. Knock yourself out.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Hey, whatever kind of pink eye their kids have, I have, and I need to know. And if it's viral, I'm screwed.
Howard: Maybe not. You know, I know it's not traditional wedding attire, but how about a welder's mask?
Raj: If you know a welder, that could be your "something borrowed".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Hello. Room service? I'm calling about the club sandwich on your menu. No, I-I don't want one. I just want you to spell it correctly. Unless the "club" is the Poor Typing Club. Okay. Now let's discuss this 15% "gratooty"? Yeah, well, that was rude. [hangs up] Someone just lost their gratooty.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother.
Sheldon: I'm sorry?
Leonard: Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: I have nothing to apologize for.
Georgie: (scoffs) I told you this was a bad idea. Sometimes you can't patch a tire. You just got to buy a new one. Actually, that's always the case. Never patch, buy new.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: You went away to college after Dad died. Who do you think took care of everything?
Sheldon: Mom did. Mom always took care of everything.
Georgie: Mom was a mess, Missy was a dumb teenager. I had to look after both of 'em.
Sheldon: I talked to Mom all the time. If she was upset, she would have told me.
Georgie: She was protecting you, you idiot, just like everyone always does.
Sheldon: If things were bad, then why didn't you tell me?
Georgie: Because I was protecting you, too. (sighs) You're my baby brother, Sheldon. I know life has been hard for you, but that don't mean it's been easy for the rest of us.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Is it me, or did we just patch a tire?
Sheldon: He said, "Never patch." Do you even listen?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Why aren't you looking at the camera?
Amy: Oh, you know, I'm just working on my peripheral vision.
Sheldon: Well, that is nonsense. Your peripheral vision is fine. Are those women's magazines making you feel bad about yourself again?
Amy: Yup, that is what's happening.
Sheldon: I have told you before, those women are airbrushed to make it look like they have good vision.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Hey, I-I was thinking, now that you and your brother made up, there's no reason to rush home. Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh [looking at her eye-drops] two to three more fun-filled days there.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Hey, Leonard, good news. We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad!
Leonard: I'd say no, but what's the point?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Sibling Realignment

Jenna: You might not want to get too close. Pink eye.
Raj: Me, too! Bacterial?
Jenna: Yeah.
Raj: Same! (laughs) I-I know this is gonna sound crazy, but would you be interested in going to a wedding with me?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's gonna want to methodically take it off, fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, label it, and then ravish you.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: My mother wouldn't approve; shows too much clavicle. She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: Wow! You look beautiful.
Amy: Really? 'Cause I was gonna return it.
Sheldon: Why would you return it? You look like a pile of swans.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: And look at the cool incentives I'm offering.
Leonard: "For $50,000, I will examine your diet and create a customized bathroom schedule." That's fitting, 50 grand down the toilet.

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