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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment, like Robert Oppenhiemer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Rajesh: How about, die toaster, die!
Leonard: That'll do it!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Wolowitz: The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Wolowitz: As delicious as the appetizer may be, sooner or later we will have to succumb and eat the entre while its still ... hot.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Raj: Okay, what shall be the first to taste the wrath of MONTE?
Leonard: Maybe we should start small.
Raj: Okay, oh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out what's inside the Magic 8 Ball.
Sheldon: Did it when I was 4. It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water.
Raj: Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: What did the toaster oven ever do to you?
Leonard: What did I do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? He still punched me in the face with my own fists. Sorry, you little nerd. You were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Penny: Normally, I can just ignore you. I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Mrs. Wolowitz: Want me to get you a popsicle?
Howard: Cherry, please!
Mrs. Wolowitz: I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.
Howard: You make me wanna kill myself!

Quote from Raj in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Raj: I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Leonard: Remember the day we first met and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back? And he was 9 feet tall and he took my pants off and you said- What was that? What did you say? Oh, yes, you said you owed me one.
Penny: Oh, come on, that's not fair.
Leonard: I came home with no pants.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Leonard: Okay, don't take this as a criticism but you do have that over exposed to gamma radiation thing going on.
Penny: What?
Leonard: Usually your the easy going Bruce Banner but when you get angry you turn into (makes growling noise).
Penny: I turn into a bear?
Leonard: Gamma radiation, Bruce Banner; you didn't get the Incredible Hulk from that?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Penny: What?
Leonard: He said we should maybe enter you in the killer robot competition.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against my robot, the Kripke Crippler, in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational - AKA the SCRFLRRI - his name is going to be Scrap Metal.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Tell you what. Forget the SCRFLRRI, let's settle this roboto-a-roboto. There's no guarantee we're going to go against each other in the round robin, so let's throw down. You know, unless you're afraid.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: We're all pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls. That's why we fight robots.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: If you're not there, you'll be exposed to ridicule.

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