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Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator?
Raj: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Howard: That's why I added the '-tator'.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: Hello Penny. I realize you are currently in the mercy of your primitive biological urges. But, as you have an entire lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: But evolution is not opinion, it's a fact.
Sheldon's mom: And that is your opinion.
Sheldon (to Leonard, Howard and Raj): I forgive you, let's go home.

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Raj: I like the new look.
Howard: Thanks. I call it the Clooney.
Raj: I call it the Mario and Luigi but whatever.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Leonard: Would you please take that stupid hat off?
Howard: No, I want to blend in.
Raj: To what? Toy Story?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: I don't know which artic expedition you guys were on, but I thought it was a hoot and a half.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: Damn it! I should've gone over and told her we were back.
Raj: Yeah, it was first come first serve.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: No mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that I am home safe does not prove it worked. That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Wolowitz: I would like a slippery nipple.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: (Southern Accent) If y'all don't mind, I got a hankering for a lone star beer.
Mary: There's no alcohol in this household, stop talking like that, and lose the hat.
Howard: Sorry, I'll take a diet yoo-hoo if you have one.
Mary: You'll take a Coke.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.
Raj: It's like a snowy nightmare from which there's no awakening.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: If this is about the night the heat went out, there's nothing to be embarassed about.
Raj: It's not about that.
Howard: We agreed to never speak of it again.
Sheldon: So we slept together naked. It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.
Howard: He's speaking about it.
Raj: For me it was a bonding moment.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Leonard: When he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan. We were going to throw his Kindle outside, and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.
Sheldon: That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
Leonard: No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled-dog team and yell "Mush!"

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Penny: When I was a senior in high school, one of my friends heard I was gonna be named head cheerleader, I was so excited. My mom even made me a celebration pie. Then they named stupid Valerie Mossbacher head cheerleader, big old slutbag.
Sheldon: Are you saying that you think a celebration pie is even remotely comparible to a Nobel Prize?
Penny: Well, they're pretty tasty.
Sheldon: And on a different, but not unrelated topic, based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits, do you ever truly believe that you were fit to be a cheer leader?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

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