Big Bang Theory Quote 2803
Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen is getting absorbed by your skin. That's why you've been all bloated, moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Quote from the episode The Intimacy Acceleration
Bernadette: You better find my husband's mother, 'cause one way or another we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Bernadette: (Shouting from the bathroom) How many times do I have to tell you to replace the toilet paper when it's empty?
Howard: I'm in the middle of something.
Bernadette: So am I!
Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation
Bernadette: Aww, Raj did the dishes.
Howard: How do you know I didn't do them?
Bernadette: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys.
'The Deception Verification' Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Sheldon: You're either with me or against me.
Amy: You wanna take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.
Quote from Amy
Amy: What does tweepodoc mean?
Amy: Lucky guess.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in Hell.