Big Bang Theory Quote 2812

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: You say you're from New Jersey, but how do I know?
Leonard: Who would lie about being from New Jersey?


Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

'The Deception Verification' Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: You're either with me or against me.
Amy: You wanna take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.

Quote from Amy

Amy: What does tweepodoc mean?
Sheldon: Elephant?
Amy: Lucky guess.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in Hell.