Big Bang Theory Quote 6911

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Barry Kripke: Cooper.
Sheldon: Kripke, come in. I'm making tea. Would you like a cup?
Barry Kripke: Am I weawing a summer frock? No, I don't want tea. Let's get down to brass tacks.


Barry Kripke Quotes

Quote from the episode The Valentino Submergence

Amy: Hi. You're on Fun with Flags.
Barry Kripke: Hello. I want to talk about how lonely I am, too.
Raj: Kripke? Is that you?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, I'm just sitting here all by myself wondering if I'll ever find someone to share my life with. Preferably Asian, 18-24, no fatties.

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Barry Kripke: Yes, yes, yes. He's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: We're all pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls. That's why we fight robots.

'The Rothman Disintegration' Quotes

Quote from Amy

Amy: I'll let you in on a little secret. Originally, we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes cause I thought it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality.
Penny: Yeah, good call.
Amy: But, if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm, soapy water and a couple of sponges.
Penny: You're talking about the painting, right?
Amy: Sure.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm trying to raise the temperature in here before my nipples tear through my shirt.

Quote from Bernadette

Penny: It's kind of heavy.
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.