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Quote from Penny in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: Really still can't talk to me?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: What are you doing here?
Raj: I was sleeping.
Leonard: In my bed?
Raj: Well, I would have slept in my own bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family and the memory of Gene Roddenberry.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: Will you Boozehounds stop that infernal clinking? And the Answer was Elephant.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Come on, dude, I'm exhausted and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: Open the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: I never joke about safety.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Leonard: I live here.
Sheldon: I have paperwork that says differently.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: Oh Amy, I've never been touched like this before.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: My hands are magic.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: If I roll down the windows, everything is peachy. If you roll down the windows, you're still not a doctor.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: So that means, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Howard: I've been up all night. I had a fight with Bernadette.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: She bought me a nice watch.
Sheldon: Leonard, do you understand any of this?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Talk to him.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Amy: I was proposing massaging your muscles with your own hands.
Sheldon: Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: What do you mean new roommate? What happened to Leonard?
Sheldon: The same thing that happened to Homo Erectus. He was replaced by a superior species.
Raj: I'm the new homo in town.

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