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Quote from Penny in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: Can I tell you a secret?
Raj: Yeah.
Penny: I screwed up. Leonard's a great guy. Never should have broken up with him.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Leonard: I live here.
Sheldon: I have paperwork that says differently.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Dr. Koothrappali: We heard there was a tornado in Kansas City, is that close to you?
Priya: No.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty? (All but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

Quote from Mrs. Koothrappali in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Mrs. Koothrappali: I'll sleep so much better when you move back here next month.
Leonard: You're moving back to India?
Dr. Koothrappali: Who's that?
Mrs. Koothrappali: Oh my God! There's someone in your apartment. Call the police in America!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: I never joke about safety.

Quote from Mrs. Koothrappali in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Priya: Oh, hello, Leonard. What a pleasant surprise! Mummy, Daddy, you remember Rajesh's friend Leonard.
Dr. Koothrappali: I thought you said Rajesh was out with his friends.
Priya: He has many friends.
Dr. Koothrappali: Rajesh has many friends?
Mrs. Koothrappali: Why are you lying to us?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny get your own Wi-Fi"; no spaces.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Amy: I study the brain, the organ reponsible for Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: Will you Boozehounds stop that infernal clinking? And the Answer was Elephant.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Well, uh, to paraphrase Shakespeare, "It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography."

Quote from Penny in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: So that means, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Engagement Reaction

Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Engagement Reaction

Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Engagement Reaction

Leonard: Here we go.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, do I really need to connect the dots for you? The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home. Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue of your subtropical girlfriend.

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