Season 5 Quotes Page 56 of 57
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Sheldon: The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
Bernadette: Good Morning, handsome.
Howard: Good morning, mom.
Bernadette: It's me!
Bernadette: (Sounding like Mrs. Wolowitz) He wants butter!
Amy: I have a sorta kinda boyfriend at home playing with a model train, but you don't hear me bitching about it.
Amy: The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. "Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun. Love, mom."
Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!
Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.
Sheldon: If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo it's good enough for me.
Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can't so I shan't.
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before?
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
Sheldon: Geology isn't a real science!
Sheldon: I've been sitting in garbage!
Penny: What's up, buttercup?
Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Sheldon: Whenever you're ready, AT&T!