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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Communication Deterioration

Sheldon: Here are some topics that interest me. Quantum mechanics, trains, flags--
Penny: No, no, it's about my acting career.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, that's not on the list.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Penny: Come on, open it. I bet it says something great.
Sheldon: This is Asian fusion. For all you know there's a tiny chihuahua in there.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Mommy Observation

Amy: Should you really be sitting in Sheldon's spot?
Raj: He's in Texas, he'll never know.
Penny: Wouldn't be so sure about that.
Leonard: Yeah, he has a very sensitive butt. Look, it's true. Once I saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it up.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Mommy Observation

Penny: Ooh, I'm going to check the fridge and see if there are any clues inside a beer.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: As it happens, I'm also spending the day with a beloved children's science personality. Isn't that right, new friend and colleague Bill Nye, the Science Guy?
Sheldon: Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Raiders Minimization

Sheldon: If I'd known this was about time travel, I'd have watched this much sooner.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Swish.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: No, I'm not okay. I'm wearing borrowed pants, I don't have ID, and one of the officers here won't stop calling me chicken legs.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Bernadette: Almost there. You're doing great.
Howard: Thanks for lifting my spirits. Next time, try lifting the box.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Mommy Observation

Penny: If you do something cool in science, you might change the world. If I become a famous actress ... I'm not going to tell you why movie stars are the best, they just are.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Turbulence

Sheldon: Oh apple juice stay where you are.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Sheldon: Leonard, let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Relaxation Integration

Stuart: If you still want to hang out as friends, I'd like that.
Ruchi: Thanks, Stuart. I'd like that, too.
Stuart: And the fungus is under the toenail.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Retraction Reaction

Leonard: Another fun sidenote, I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino, but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her. She was smoking behind the gym.

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