Levar Burton: *Walks through the apartment door and stares in horror at the Kripke, Zach and Stuart singing*
Hello I c... Oh no, uh huh. *Slams door shut* I am so done with Twitter.

Sheldon: Sadly Penny, this evening I am the dark knight roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.

Sheldon: (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends.
Howard: Wow, I think it's like Beetlejuice. We must've said his name too many times.

Sheldon: When he finished, he shouted "Eureka"!
Zack: No, I always shouted, "Holy, moly!" Don't know why, just do.

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.

Zack: Okay, I'm ready. I'm Zack, and I'm, uh ... oh, crap, why is this so hard?

Amy: If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber!

Priya: I guess he is a little quirky.
Wolowitz: Quirky? That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.

Zack: So, long story short, I nailed her.
Sheldon: When he finished, he shouted Eureka!
Zack: No, I always shout, Holy Moly! Don't know why. Just do.

Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was a raffle. Where is the raffle?
Sheldon: Patience, patience, Barry, the waffle-- ahem. The raffle... is the grand finale to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.
Kripke: One more question--
Sheldon: Yes, you must be present to win.

Barry Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was going to be a raffle. When is the raffle?

Amy (to Penny): You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.

Barry Kripke: Go ahead, Zach. Naked drunk girl, free balling. Continue.

Sheldon: We had a good run, you and I.