Quotes from ‘The Beta Test Initiation’ Page 1 of 2
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The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny develop a way to build a stronger relationship after they get back together. Meanwhile, Raj forms a strange relationship with his phone's virtual assistant. |
Quote from Howard
Howard: [Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Now, today's episode of 'Fun with Flags' is not fun, but it is important. Flags: You gotta know how to hold 'em, you gotta know how to fold 'em.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.
Quote from Barry Kripke
Kripke: Siwi, can you recommend a restaurant?
Siri: I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."
Quote from Raj
Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
*Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4S*
Howard: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?
Quote from Penny
Penny: You mean like a beta test?
Leonard: Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli-
Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
Leonard: No, absolutely you should.
Quote from Howard
Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes] From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!
Quote from Penny
Penny: No, your Reebok has a gunshot wound and you have an ouchie on your pinky toe.
Quote from Barry Kripke
Barry Kripke: Heads up. Professor Rothman urinated in the physics lab again. So we're going to move up his retirement party. Friday 5 o'clock pot luck.
Quote from Barry Kripke
Barry Kripke: Listen to me. Not westauwant, westauwant. See, total cwap. You suck, Siwi!
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away". Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
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