Big Bang Theory Quote 11136

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Planetarium Collision

Sheldon: I'm having a problem in my marriage. I've upset my wife and I don't know how to make it right.
Professor Proton: (chuckles) And you're and you're coming to me for advice? I-I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.


Professor Proton Quotes

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: I know why. You've come to me because you're my Obi-Wan.
Arthur: I'm not familiar with that. Is that an Internet?

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Oh, great, this again.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Why isn't it ever Angie Dickinson's bedroom?

'The Planetarium Collision' Quotes

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: You okay? You seem distracted.
Howard: I'm just thinking about Raj.
Bernadette: I'm thinking about Chris Hemsworth.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Recently, 12 new moons were discovered orbiting Jupiter, bringing the total up to 79.
As a middle child myself, I'd like to extend my sympathies to moons two through 78. Your grandpa will never learn your name. I'd like to thank you for joining me on this journey through the stars. If you enjoyed this lecture, please come back Thursday for the exact same one.

Quote from President Siebert

Sheldon: Oh, good, we caught you.
President SieBert: Yes, good.