Wolowitz: (To Leonard) Did I just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?
Stuart: Because if you did, you get your picture up there, on the Wall of Heroes.

Leonard: More Halloween candy. Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?
Penny: Oh, yeah. That's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

Raj: (Talking to the snake) Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice.
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this.

Sheldon: [jumps out of the sofa] Bazinga, punk. Now we're even!