Big Bang Theory Quote 8055
Quote from other character in the episode The Separation Agitation
Raj: So how did you two meet?
Rebecca: Oh, it's such a cute story! We met on a dating Web site.
Leonard: Is that it?
Rebecca: Oh, sorry. The end.
Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization
Hooker: What's your name?
Raj: Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
Hooker: Hello Rajesh Ram...Hello Rajesh.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Bernadette: Besides, Penny and I are having a girl's night tonight.
Amy: Girls night, what does that entail?
Bernadette: Oh you know, girls get together hang out share girl talk.
Amy: I'm a girl.
Bernadette: Oh well maybe you could join us. I'll ask Penny.
Amy: No need, Penny and I are very close.
Leonard: You are?
Amy: Yes, In fact our mensies are synchronized.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Penny: See, just now you expressed your feelings to my face. How come you could do that with me but not with Raj?
Lucy: I don't know your email.
'The Separation Agitation' Quotes
Quote from Amy
Raj: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon: Oh, so many things. Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Amy: Relax. We're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Where's Howard?
Raj: He took the day off.
Sheldon: Oh, let's take advantage of his absence and tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get. I'll go first.
Okay, here. Uh, Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer. And the policeman says, "Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour?" And Heisenberg says, "Darn it, now I don't know where I am."
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Who's ready to laugh?
Sheldon: Okay. So Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar. Feynman says, "It appears we're inside a joke." Einstein replies, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously." To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking in the window, I'm leaving."
Leonard: (chuckles) That's actually funny.
Raj: You should send that to Jimmy Fallon.