Sheldon: I'm just gonna ask them.
Amy: No, you can't; it'll hurt their feelings.
Sheldon: I'm okay with that.
Amy: And they'll know you weren't smart enough to figure it out on your own.
Sheldon: You're right. Oh, this is awful. And I can't even comfort myself by stroking the fossilized tibia of a Pentaceratops.

Leonard: He's never gonna figure it out.
Penny: I know.
Sheldon: [outside the apartment] What are you?!
Leonard: Gosh, this makes me happy.
Sheldon: Yeah.

Sheldon: Howard, I don't often say this, but, good, you're here.

Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, thank you again. We love the gift.
Leonard: Aw. [After Sheldon leaves] Does he know what it is?
Howard: No, not even close. He thinks it's a clue to a scavenger hunt.
Leonard: (laughs) So, so happy.

Stuart: Hey, Raj, will you, um, smell something for me?
Raj: Uh, that depends. Actually, it doesn't depend. Just no.

Stuart: I really like Denise, and I don't want to screw this up.
Raj: Hey, relax. Trust your instincts. That's what I do.
Stuart: And that works for you?
Raj: Actually no. I've made a mess of my life, and I'm - I'm all alone.
Stuart: [silence] Okay, I think it'd be best for both of us if I pretend to get a phone call and just walk away.
Raj: Yeah, that would be best.
Stuart: [picking up his phone] Hello, this is Stuart. (whispering) Sorry. I got to take this. (walking away) Uh, why, yes, I'd love to take a survey.

Amy: Sheldon, look, I asked the barista if anyone left anything for us, and she said to look in this lost and found box.
Sheldon: But why would it be in the lost and found box?
Amy: Because we were lost, and then we found each other.
Sheldon: It makes perfect sense.

Amy: Oh, and look at this. A locket. And that stone in front, I bet it's quartz.
Sheldon: This must be it. This must be the actual gift. Open it up. What's inside?
Amy: Nothing. It's empty.
Sheldon: Of course. Our life together is just starting, and they want us to fill it with our memories.
Amy: This might be the best wedding gift ever.
Sheldon: (gasps) They also left us a pair of sunglasses because our future's so bright!
Amy: They thought of everything!

Stuart: I was worried about the date so I got my hair colored to make me feel a little more confident, but that just made me look paler, so I-I got a spray tan.
Bernadette: Have you tried showering, seeing if you could scrub it off?
Stuart: I did. You're gonna need some new towels. And a bathmat. And a toilet seat.

Dr. Koothrappali: All right. Let me ask you a question. What do you think of this woman?
Raj: Oh. Oh, my God, she's beautiful. Is that who you're going to set me up with?
Dr. Koothrappali: No! That's who I'm dating. But maybe she has an older sister.

Amy: So we put a little picture of me and a little picture of Sheldon in it.
Penny: In-in the locket?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: That was in a lost and found box?
Sheldon: Exactly.
Penny: Where we hid it?
Sheldon: So really, you gave us three amazing gifts. You gave the locket, the adventure and the realization that Amy and I can do anything as long as we work together.