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The Transporter Malfunction

The Transporter Malfunction
Season 5, Episode 20 - Aired March 29, 2012

When Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon "Star Trek" collectibles, Sheldon listens to his "Inner Spock" and breaks his toy. Meanwhile, Raj believes he's found his future wife when he asks his parents to set him on a date.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.

Quote from Raj

Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.

Quote from Mrs. Koothrappali

Raj: Listen, uh, there's something I want to talk to you about. I, I wasn't ready until now, but I think it's time.
Dr. Koothrappali: It's finally happening. You're coming out of the closet, aren't you?
Mrs. Koothrappali: We love you, and we accept your alternate lifestyle.
Just, keep it to yourself.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Raj: Hello Mummy, Daddy, how are you?
Mrs. Koothrappali: Pretty good, can't complain.
Dr. Koothrappali: Oh I'm sure you can. Just give it a minute.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Dr. Koothrappali: Matchmaking, very smart move son. Much better than marrying for love.
Mrs. Koothrappali: We married for love.
Dr. Koothrappali: And it's been wonderful.

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