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Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: (To Brent Spiner) You are now my mortal enemy.
Wil Wheaton: Don't worry it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: You just got off the list, would you like back on it?

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: This will just take a moment, it's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
Amy: A floppy disk?
Sheldon: Well, I started the list when I was nine.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: Until you either do not go or go to Wil Wheaton's party you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I'm characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger's Friendship.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Penny: Wait, what is going on?
Sheldon: In case you have forgotten, Schrodinger's cat is a thought experiment.
Penny: No, no, no, no, I didn't forget. Um, there's this cat in a box and until you open it, it's either dead or alive or both. Although, back in Nebraska, our cat got stuck in my brother's camp trunk, and we did not need to open it to know there was all kinds of dead cat in there.
Amy: Homespun stories, knowledge of physics and a bosom that defies it. You're the whole package, aren't you?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Leonard: Going to Wheaton's party is not betraying you.
Sheldon: Oh, of course you would have to believe that. Evil always thinks it's doing right. Excuse me, Stormtrooper. These are the droids you're looking for.
Leonard: I'm going to a party. I'm not turning R2-D2 and C-3PO over to the empire!
Sheldon: Not yet.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Amy: It's not for us to judge. We're just here to provide comfort and support while you come to grips with what a despicable thing you've done.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Mrs. Wolowitz: Over my dead body my son goes into outer space.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Mrs. Wolowitz: Make up all you want. Your tuchus is not leaving this planet.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Leonard: It's from Game of Thrones. What do you think?
Sheldon: I don't know. If we're going to start a fantasy sworld collection, and I've long thought we should, is this really the sword to start with?
Leonard: What did you have in mind?
Sheldon: Well, off the top of my head, I'd have to go with Excalibur. It gives you the right to rule England.
Leonard: It would be a replica of a movie prop.
Sheldon: Fair enough. It'd give you the right to rule a replica of England.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Leonard: See that? I just saved us forty bucks.
Sheldon: I've long said what you lack in academic knowledge, you make up for in street smarts.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Howard: Someone has to go up with the telescope as a payload specialist and guess who that someone is.
Sheldon: Mohammed Lee.
Howard: Who's Mohammed Lee?
Sheldon: Mohammed is the most common first name in the world. Lee, the most common surname. As I didn't know the answer, I thought it gave me the mathematical edge.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Raj: You're not only our first astronaut, you're also the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed. You're like a rockstar.
Howard: Little bit.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: I had no choice. I had to tell his mother. He can't go to space. He's like a baby bird. Do you know he once got an asthma attack from reading an old library book?

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