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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Sheldon: Could we focus on what's important here? I lost a bet to Wolowitz!

Quote from Raj in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Wolowitz: I think that you and Penny had a poor night.
Leonard: It wasn't poor. It was ... just fine.
Raj: Dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Penny: Hey Sheldon, whattcha got there a new comic book?
Sheldon: Old comic book. I just got it from the safe deposit box.
Penny: What do you have a safe deposit box for?
Sheldon: Old comic books.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three better friends!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Howard: What's the matter, you chicken?
Sheldon: I've always found that an inappropriate slur. Chickens are not by nature at all timid. In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
Raj: Chickens can't climb trees.
Sheldon: Thank God.
Howard: Okay, I believe the chicken made you his bitch.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Sheldon: Another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.
Howard: Shiksa. Shiksa.
Sheldon: Forgive me, Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas, and if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Crawley: Ha-ha. Don't knock, just walk in. Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Crawley: I've been studying insects since I was 8 years old. You know what they use to call me in school? Creepy Crawley!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Howard: Could you look at Toby?
Crawley: Toby? What a stupid name for a cricket.
Sheldon: (To Howard) Told you.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Sheldon: Professor, can you identify our cricket?
Crawley: Of course I can. I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that's gonna keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard, and we're not talking Oxnard at the beach, No! We're talking Oxnard in the onion fields.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: Nothing flamed out. We don't have to have sex every night, you know.
Howard: You don't have to, but it's highly recommended.
Raj: Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity before it slams shut on your little dinky.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: It's not a matter of opportunity. We're getting to know each other. There's a learning curve.
Howard: What's there to learn? You get naked, do nasty things to each other, then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami. Easy peasy.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Sheldon: Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction.
Raj: Okay, who had Leonard gets a floppy disk?
Sheldon: Oh, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: Sheldon, dinner's here.
Sheldon: Tandoori Palace?
Leonard: No, we went somewhere new.
Sheldon: You’re good-naturedly ribbing me, aren't you?
Leonard: No, look, Mumbai Palace.
Sheldon: Why? Why would we change? We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace.

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