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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Raj: Ha-ha! Eat my dust, racially stereotypical plumber.
Sheldon: That's not fair! I got stuck behind a tree.
Raj: And a cow, and a penguin. Face it dude, whether it's a real car or a virtual car, you can't drive.
Sheldon: Just need a little more practice.
Raj: What you need is cheat codes, motor skills and a genie who grants wishes to little boys who sucks at MarioKart.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?
Penny: Hey, you don't have to be so mean.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, (smiling) have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Koko learned to understands over 2000 words, not one of which had anything to do with shoes.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Bernadette: This isn't a nonfat yogurt, this is fatty-fat-fat!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Howard: It's not enough you get the prom queen, you have to get the head of the decorating committee, too?

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Howard: Just giving the lady the old tour of the salt mines.
Bernadette: (Giggling) He doesn't mean salt mines , he means where he works.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Penny: I have to go to the bathroom.
Sheldon: Can't you hold it?
Penny: Not for 2600 years!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Howard: (To Bernadette) Come on, I don't wanna eat lamb stew with my mother. (To himself) Damn, was this close to the bra.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: (Dictating) Research Journal, Entry One. I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career: teaching Penny physics.! I'm calling it "Project Gorilla".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Where's your notebook?
Penny: Um, I don't have one.
Sheldon: How are you gonna take notes without a notebook?
Penny: I have to take notes?
Sheldon: How else are you gonna study for the tests?
Penny: There's gonna be a test?
Sheldon: Tests.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Penny: Hay Leonard, check this out. * Throws won-ton in the air and catches it in her mouth *
Sheldon: Leonard, she's doing it again.
Leonard: I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.
Sheldon: No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers with out guard of equitable distribution. * Turns to Raj * This is essentially why you have famine in India.
Penny: You want me to put it back? *Said with mouth full of food *
Sheldon: Leonard!
Leonard: It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Bernadette: Come here, tushie face.
Leonard: Tushie face! That is going on twitter right now.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga! I don't care.

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