Big Bang Theory Quote 10685
Penny: Oh, good, your power's out, too.
Leonard: Why is that good?
Penny: Because last month, I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card, an apology note, and a few snapshots of me in a bra.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Leonard: If I take it off, Sheldon wins.
Penny: Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins.
Quote from the episode The Leftover Thermalization
Penny: I mean, who even reads Scientific American?
Leonard: It's kind of a big deal.
Penny: If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity they could get for the cover is a molecule?
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.
'The Friendship Contraction' Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: You call that a glow stick? *Pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!
Quote from Penny
Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?