Big Bang Theory Quote 789
Leonard: Wow, Penny, you're on fire!
Penny: Yeah, so is Sheldon!
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Leonard: If I take it off, Sheldon wins.
Penny: Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Penny: Sheldon, what did we say about being a nicer friend?
Leonard: Thank you.
Penny: Leonard, what did we say about being a gullible weeny?
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.
'The Dumpling Paradox' Quotes
Quote from Raj
Leonard: Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
Raj: Oh, sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.
Quote from Penny
Penny: Wait. Wait, Sheldon come back, you forgot something.
Penny: This plasma grenade. Ha! Look, it's raining you!
Quote from Howard
Penny: She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.
Howard: Yay! If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.