Howard Wolowitz Quotes Page 41 of 77
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Howard: Would you like me to play some Polish music while you carry her to the toilet?
Bernadette: You are a putz.
Howard: As advertised.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Mrs. Wolowitz: (Off screen) I'm hungry again!
Howard: It's like the world's fattest cuckoo clock.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Bernadette: After two days of taking care of her, excuse me for stopping to get a mocha?
Howard: A mocha?! Well, it must be nice to be Queen.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Howard: Why're you being so quiet? You upset or are you just rebooting?
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Howard: I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard.
Raj: Should we try to console him?
Howard: Or should we respect his privacy in this moment of grief?
Raj: By staying here and watching the movie?
Howard: That's what good friends would do!
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Raj: Maybe we should see how he's doing. ... But after the Cantina scene?
Howard: Obviously.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: You know when Cinnamon won't take her medicine. I hide it in a piece of cheese.
Howard: Good idea. We can wrap up the pill in cheese, feed it to Cinnamon and then my mom can eat Cinnamon.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: Hey, listen to this. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the thousand-plus horrors that await.
Howard: I just helped my mum out of the tub, so I'm one slippery horror ahead of you.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: You're a good son. I don't know how you do it.
Howard: Beach blankets, my friend. It's all about beach blankets.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: Okay, let's get this over with. Eww, it's got someone's hair on it.
Howard: Oh, yeah. You're gonna do great with this movie.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: Okay. So in the last twenty minutes we've seen a crazy woman kissing a foetus in a jar. We've seen a guy cut in half and sown to a fish.
Howard: And the brutal dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Raj: Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music?
Howard: Raj, you are the girl in the relationship who likes The Sound of Music.
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Sheldon: Do you think he's right? Am I wasting my life on a theory that can't be proved?
Howard: Maybe. But how great is Game of Thrones?
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Howard: I hope I can meet her as soon as possible.
Raj: Why the rush? She isn't going anywhere.
Howard: Oh, she is. But I like that attitude!
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Raj: We have to go over some ground rules about Emily.
Howard: Like when it turns out she's made of rubber, I don't say anything?
Raj: She's very real.
Howard: That's what it says on the box. Right next to dishwasher safe.
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