Quotes from ‘The Veracity Elasticity’ Page 3 of 3
The Veracity Elasticity After Amy's apartment is ready to move back into, she lies to Sheldon about the state of the construction work so they can keep living together. Meanwhile, Leonard learns that Penny has been secretly moving his collectibles into storage. |
Quote from Howard
Leonard: You're awful quiet, everything okay?
Sheldon: I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
Howard: Oh, well, j-just out of curiosity, what registers as odd to you?
Quote from Howard
Sheldon: Hit it.
*Howard playing keyboards and Raj playing guitar*
Howard: (Singing) For joy and fun, there's no better manner, than to fly a pennant, flag or banner
Raj: What fills my heart, and makes my eyes moist, sending a flag, up a pole on a hoist.
Raj & Howard: Fun with Flags, Fun with Flags
Howard: Oh! Say can you see.
Raj: It's Fun with Flags.
Raj & Howard: Fun with Flags.
Quote from Sheldon
Amy: As you may notice, just one of the changes around here is our new house band.
*Howard plays a keyboard solo*
Sheldon: Who haven't learned their place yet.
Quote from Leonard
Bernadette: Well, they finished the work early, but she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule.
Leonard: So, she's just been lying to him?
Penny: Well, you've lied to Sheldon.
Leonard: Yeah, but to make him leave, not to make him stay.
Quote from Sheldon
Amy: So, uh, what about dinner?
Sheldon: Is it me or are you purposely changing the subject?
Amy: No. And on the subject of subjects, is your use of the word "subject" the same or different as when we speak about the subject of a king?
Sheldon: I have a feeling you're still doing it. But I find that topic irresistible, so, now, in ancient Mesopotamia, the king referred to the people as his property.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: You really didn't think I'd notice my stuff was missing?
Penny: Uh, did you notice your key chain?
*Leonard goes to the door and checks his keys*
Leonard: Where's Batman?!
Quote from Penny
Raj: Now that everything's out on the table, you think you two will keep living together?
Sheldon: Despite recent events, I do consider our experiment in cohabitation to have been positive.
Amy: Are you saying you'd like to live with me?
Sheldon: I'm open to the possibility.
Amy: (gasps)
Penny: Amy, b-be, b-cool.
Quote from Amy
Sheldon: If we did continue living together, would it be here?
Amy: I don't know. It could be.
Sheldon: Of course there's there's always your apartment.
Amy: Sure, sure, we could live in my apartment.
Sheldon: I hate your apartment.
Amy: Sorry, you brought it up?
Quote from Sheldon
Howard: This isn't complicated. Do you love Amy?
Sheldon: Yes.
Raj: Do you like living with her?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Do you know what you need to do now?
Sheldon: Apparently, figure this out on my own 'cause you guys are no help at all.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: Just hiding some stuff in your closet, don't tell Penny.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Are you going to confront Penny?
Leonard: Eventually, I guess. Although, I am kind of curious how long she thinks she can keep hiding my stuff without me knowing.
Sheldon: Hmm. You know, perhaps instead of confronting them, we should see how far they're willing to spin their tangled webs. Like that Spider-Man action figure that used to be on your desk.
Leonard: Oh my God, I'm going blind.
Quote from Howard
Howard: See, I've known that for weeks, but, you know, I waited till the moment when it would cause him the most pain.
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