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The Tenant Disassociation

The Tenant Disassociation
Season 11, Episode 19 - Aired April 5, 2018

After Leonard finds out that Sheldon is the president of the building's tenants' association, he and Penny attempt to overthrow him. When Howard and Raj find a crashed drone in the backyard, Bernadette encourages them to locate the owner.

Quote from Howard

Sheldon: No, that means it's Chinese food night.
Penny: Yeah, and you have Chinese food. So eat it.
Sheldon: But I can smell your pastrami.
Howard: And we can all hear your complaining, so no one's happy.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: What is happening? Everybody's supposed to be eating Chinese food.
Amy: Well, actually, I believe the Chinese may have invented the sandwich. Their dish "rou jia moâ" literally means "meat between bread." So, it looks like all of us, including Penny, are eating Chinese food.
Raj: Except for you, Sheldon. You're eating crow.

Quote from Bernadette

Amy: And I think you're forgetting that there are written documents of meat between bread being eaten in China during the Tang dynasty.
Bernadette: (to Howard) You know what, I'll go with you. And then maybe we just go home.

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: Hmm. Well, maybe the Chinese did invent the sandwich. I guess you were right.
Amy: Too bad no one's around to hear it.

Quote from Amy

Amy: So, there's something you like, but it's also driving you crazy. Been there, doing it now.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You know, why don't I just go down to the food truck and ask them to move?
Sheldon: Why are you taking cash?
Amy: No reason.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Hey, Howard, look. What's that?
Howard: Huh. Looks like someone's drone.
Raj: Oh, no. Do you think it was spying on us in the hot tub? 'Cause I'm only 40% of the way to my beach bod.

Quote from Amy

Penny: Do you know he is the entire tenants association?
Amy: No, but I'm not surprised. He's also the pope of a planet he invented in hyperspace.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Well, if you can vote yourself in, then we can vote you out.
Penny: Yeah.
Sheldon: Fine. Make a motion at the next meeting.
Leonard: When is that?
Sheldon: It's the first Saturday of every month. Unless there's an emergency meeting.
Penny: Then we call an emergency meeting.
Sheldon: You really don't have to. This is the first Saturday of the month.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: Ah, I should've taken that gavel and shoved it right down his throat.
Penny: Ugh. I would've gone the other way, but it would've gotten to his throat.

Quote from Penny

Penny: So you just let him get away with anything?
Amy: Well, not anything. But honestly, pastrami sandwich is not the hill I want to die on.
Penny: It's not about the sandwich. It's about the principle.
Leonard: Yeah, principle. And a little bit sandwich.
Penny: Yeah.

Quote from Bernadette

Raj: I hope there's nothing disturbing on there.
Bernadette: Like you two in a hot tub?

Quote from Raj

Raj: Oh, that's plenty to go on. We can't give up. We got to find her.
Bernadette: You just want to find her 'cause she's cute.
Raj: Not just because she's cute. She also owns a pretty expensive drone, which means she has money and doesn't mind wasting it. And I I like that in a woman.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Do you see anything that could help us locate her?
Bernadette: Hmm, let me have a look.
Howard: She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. (chuckles) It's not annoying at all.

Quote from Stuart

Howard: Do you know who she is?
Stuart: Oh, sure, yeah. That's Cynthia.
Raj: Wha s-so, she's a customer?
Stuart: Yeah, yeah, but I-I haven't seen her in a while. And before you say anything, there is a lot of reasons women stop coming here. It's not just me.

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