Amy: Uh, guys, we have a problem.
Penny: Are you okay?
Bernadette: What's wrong?
Amy: I look amazing in all of these dresses!
Bernadette: Wow. Look at your waist. Where you been hiding that thing?
Amy: (giggles) Bernadette, stop. Penny, you say something nice now.

Sheldon: Hello, Leonard.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Are you doing anything?
Leonard: No. I'm just sitting here at my desk typing on my computer for nothing.
Sheldon: That was my guess, but I didn't want to assume.

Sheldon: Hey, Stuart, I'd like to sell some comic books.
Stuart: Oh. Well, I know all about that. Step one is flunk out of art school.

Stuart: How much do you need?
Sheldon: For a start, I'm trying to raise $500,000.
Stuart: Well, I hope you have that rare Superman printed on the skin of actual Superman.

Stuart: All right, let's see what you got. Huh. Is this a complete run of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
Sheldon: (gasps loudly) Yes.
Stuart: Ooh, look at this. Giant-Size X-Men number one, Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise.
Sheldon: Yeah. I know what it is. I'm the one who bought it, bagged it, boarded it and taped it shut while wearing white cotton gloves.

Howard: Oh, did your mom pack your lunch?
Sheldon: (chuckles) Of course not. Do you know how much it costs to pack a tuna fish sandwich in dry ice and overnight it from Texas? Well, I do, and my mother says it's too expensive.

Raj: I like tuna fish.
Sheldon: Do you want it? I'll sell it to you for $5,000.
Leonard: How's the fundraising going?
Sheldon: Oh, that depends. Raj, was that a "yes"?
Raj: No.
Sheldon: It's going badly.

Sheldon: Ordinary people can't beat a casino, but mathematicians and scientists, they do it all the time. Yeah, a group of students from MIT took Las Vegas for millions, and that's MIT. Howard went there.
Howard: Come on, Sheldon. I'll give you a ride out to the desert right now.
Leonard: No one is going to Vegas.
Howard: No, we weren't gonna make it to Vegas.

Penny: Anyway, who cares what I think?
Amy: I do. You're the-the coolest, prettiest, best-dressed person in my life.
Penny: Okay, that would be flattering, except I know all the people in your life.

Raj: Anyone seen Sheldon?
Leonard: Last time I saw Sheldon was this morning.
Howard: Careful. Don't say his name a third time.

Leonard: Yeah, you-you just have to be patient.
Sheldon: But what if while I'm being patient, someone more relentless than me badgers their university into giving them money?
Howard: If there's someone more relentless than you, I'd like to meet them.
Leonard: I would not.

Penny: There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate." You know, it's-it's where you find rice pudding and jazz.

Penny: Look, Amy, I don't know what to say. I think I got stuck on the fact that it's not a dress I would choose, but it shouldn't be. You know, it's your dress. I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard?
Amy: Ew.
Penny: Okay, a simple "no" would have been fine, but you see my point.

Amy: Why do you smell like smoke?
Sheldon: I was in Vegas.
Amy: Vegas?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. Las Vegas.

Leonard: He said no?
Sheldon: No. That's only a two letter word. You're gonna have to double down.