Amy: Well, what about my dress? Don't you like it?
Penny: I don't.
Bernadette: It's beautiful.

Stuart: Okay, well, you know, I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition.
Sheldon: Just be gentle. It's never felt the touch of a man before.
Stuart: You don't seem like you really want to sell these.
Sheldon: Of course I don't want to sell these. These are all important to me, but not as important as science, and if this is the sacrifice I need to make, then so be it.
Stuart: Okay. Uh, why don't you leave these here with me, and I'll-I'll price 'em out for you.
Sheldon: Is it okay if I stand here and watch?
Stuart: Sure.
Sheldon: [running out of the store] If anyone asks, tell them I was brave.

Penny: Hey, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus.
Bernadette: I know, right? That was crazy.

Sheldon: It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage to the almighty dollar.
Leonard: Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere.
Howard: You really think so?
Leonard: No, but it's good that he has a hobby.

Raj: You ever thought of going to Vegas?
Sheldon: Can you be more specific?
Raj: Las Vegas?
Sheldon: Oh, you mean gambling.

Sheldon: Well, that's not the worst idea.
Leonard: Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

Amy: [answering the phone] Hello?
Bernadette: I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. The truth is, I don't like the dress, either.
Amy: Are you kidding me? Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress?
Penny: (whispers) Oh, she is the worst.

Raj: You just have to wait for science to catch up or technology to get cheaper. Think about, uh, DVD players. They used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.