Quotes from ‘The Boyfriend Complexity’
The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's dad visits, she asks Leonard to lie to him and pretend they're still in a relationship. Meanwhile, Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend the night monitoring a telescope in the astrophysics lab. |
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Awww.
Leonard: Penny kissed me.
Sheldon: Who would ever guess that?
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits.
Penny: Oh my God! What personal habits?
Sheldon: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.
Quote from Penny
*Leonard is kissing Penny, and Penny's dad enters*
Penny: Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.
Penny's dad: Relax, I've seen her do a lot worse with a lot stupider.
Quote from Howard
Howard: Don't be oversensitive. He's calling you illiterate, not your race.
Raj: Oh, okay. Good.
Quote from Howard
Sheldon: I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly. I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.
Howard: Actually, Indian Monopoly is just like regular. Except the money is in rupees and instead of hotels, you build call centers. And when you pick a chance card, you might die of dysentery. Just FYI, that was racist.
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Aww.
Leonard: Penny kissed me.
Sheldon: Well, who would ever guess that?
Quote from Howard
Raj: Excuse me, I can't be drinking, I'm about to make an important scientific discovery here.
Howard:What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine.
Raj: How do you know that?
Howard: He was Italian, it's a reasonable assumption.
Raj: Dude, can you even open your mouth without saying a cultural stereotype?
Howard: I'm sorry. Galileo drank diet sprite.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: Well you don't have to worry, we broke up again.
*Sheldon gives awkward look and then throws his papers in the air with one of them landing next to his head.
Sheldon: Do you ever think about other people, Leonard? Do you?
Quote from Howard
Howard: Aah, this takes me back. Leonard obsessing about Penny. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love your new stuff but, once in a while, it's nice to hear the hits.
Raj: Ooh, ooh, do "our babies will be smart and beautiful." That one always makes me laugh.
Quote from Raj
Leonard: Did you get to play with Rajesh's big Telescope last night?
*Rajesh and Wolowitz Freak out*
Wolowitz: Where did that come from?
Rajesh: He never touched my telescope.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together. And if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: As usual, you're all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor that gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
Howard: How about the guy gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: *Sees Leonard & Penny kissing* Oh, frickity frack. Not this again.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: I want grandkids before I die and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels.
Quote from Penny
Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this because Leonard and I are not-
Leonard: Are you sure you want to include him in this?
Sheldon: Include me in what? Is there a plot afoot? I'll have no truck with plots.
Penny: No, you're right. No, there's no plots, no trucks, no feet.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: Please, please, please don't give up on her.
Leonard: What?
Wyatt: I can't go back to the skateboard idiots, the white rappers and all those sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?
Penny: Oh, gee, dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning.
Leonard: Maybe I could go in a little late.
Penny: No, no, no, you can't. Your career is far too important.
Wyatt: Behind every great man is a nagging woman who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?
Leonard: Don't I know it.
Quote from Raj
Leonard: How'd it go last night?
Raj: Y'know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars. Big whoop.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with. This, this fella Donnie.
Penny: Oh, will you please let it go?
Wyatt: Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste into bio-fuel and selling it to the government.
Leonard: A lot of people are doing that.
Penny: Oh, see?
Wyatt: Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water and pump it into his mom's Camry.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: And Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics. What was his name, sweetheart?
Penny: Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.
Wyatt: I don't know. That petition looked real to me.
Quote from Wyatt
Leonard: Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.
Wyatt: My pleasure. Its nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Pennys that knows how to use a napkin.
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: Now I'm going to do something here to help you along.
Leonard: Excuse me?
Wyatt: Just don't panic. (yelling) Now, get your sorry, lying ass out of my face and make sure I never see it again!
Leonard: Oh, the reverse psychology thing. I see. That's very clever.
Wyatt: Don't yap. Just get out.
Leonard: I'll friend you on Facebook!
Quote from Wyatt
Wyatt: I thought we were past the days when you would try to pull the wool over my eyes. Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri? And the pee stick in your bathroom is to check for diabetes?