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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: Who are all these people? What, is this a flash mob?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: You're comparing this place to Comic-Con? Well, can I go to the bathroom here next to a Wookiee who got his zipper stuck in his fur?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: You're wise, and you smell like books. You really are the whole package.

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: I just got retweeted by Patton Oswalt's brother.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Sheldon: But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain. I want him to think I'm cool.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Raj: Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing! I can eat it like an apple.
Doctor Wolcott: My secret is I fertilize it with my own manure.
Howard: The look on your face.
Leonard: It's a sort of grin. You want to know what kind?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Doctor Wolcott: Yeah, I'm a married man myself.
Leonard: Oh, really? Is she here?
Howard: And alive?
Raj: And can people other than you see her?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Raj: If Bruce Banner's driving a rental car and turns into the Hulk, do you think he's covered, or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver?
Howard: You really need a girlfriend.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Sheldon: Do you have any mail for Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
Mailman: I do, but I can't hand it right to you. I have to put it in the box.
Sheldon: And that is what separates the U.S. Postal Service from those hippies at FedEx.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Reclusive Potential

Doctor Wolcott: Dr. Cooper, if you can promise me these men share your intellect and academic rigor, yeah, I suppose they can join us.
Sheldon: You guys might need to wait in the car.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Raj: You're like Grey's Anatomy for robots. Also, why isn't that a show?

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Bernadette: Aren't you worried there's some kid out there missing his drone?
Raj: Oh, please. This is not a children's toy. This thing's got an HD camera on it.
Bernadette: Aren't you worried that there's some rich peeping tom out there missing his drone?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Amy: I'm sorry, Sheldon, but with minimal power comes minimal responsibility. And you couldn't handle it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: Instead of being in charge, I can be the vocal opposition, criticizing and badgering the president at every turn.
Amy: I think you'll be really good at that.
Sheldon: Me, too.
Leonard: I think I made a huge mistake.
Penny: Me, too.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Gates Excitation

Penny: I'm not leaving you for Bill Gates.
Leonard: You sure? I bet his Internet's really fast.

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