Big Bang Theory Quote 10689
Leonard: Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends. And I'm willing to drive you around and help you out with stuff. I just don't want to do it because of some silly roommate agreement.
Sheldon: What are you proposing?
Leonard: That we go back to the way things were. But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Sheldon: And how would I do that?
Leonard: You say thank you.
Sheldon: Every time?
Leonard: It's not crazy.
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Leonard: There you go.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Leonard: Penny. We are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled fourteen billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: This song is never going to stop. Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating?
Leonard: That's a trick question, right?
'The Friendship Contraction' Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: You call that a glow stick? *Pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!
Quote from Penny
Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?