Big Bang Theory Quote 1805
Raj: I don't believe it!
Howard: Neither do I. Doogie Howser's been off the air for like 20 years.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation
Howard: Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?
Leonard: Well, the G stands for "graphics." That's a hard G, so I'd say "gif."
Raj: What? The guy who invented it says it's "jif."
Howard: I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?
Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement
Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not cry.
Howard: That's true, you'd rust.
'The Grasshopper Experiment' Quotes
Quote from Penny
Leonard: I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
Penny: Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.
Leonard: You didn't.
Penny: Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.
Quote from Raj
Raj: How can I be a gynaecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Wolowitz: Every year at ComiCon. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer if you have a kid.