Big Bang Theory Quote 2286

Quote from Howard in the episode The Werewolf Transformation

Howard: Sometime through the night an armadillo fell in, then he spooned me.


Howard Quotes

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation

Howard: So you can never take it (the sweater) off?
Leonard: No.
Raj: Not even to sleep?
Leonard: No.
Howard: So you're just an idiot?
Leonard: It's called proving a point.
Howard: Is the point you're an idiot?

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Bernadette: Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you had a healthy lunch?
Howard: My mother calls me every day at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

'The Werewolf Transformation' Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Gotta run. (Looks down at scissors) But not with scissors, that would be unsafe.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Bongo solo!

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.