Big Bang Theory Quote 2746
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Leonard: Yes?
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe next year.
I'm just kidding! Romance ninja. Let's have sex.
Leonard Quotes
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed?
Leonard: There you go.
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: This song is never going to stop. Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating?
Leonard: That's a trick question, right?
Quote from the episode The Graduation Transmission
Leonard: My point is, while you're spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you're really doing is becoming interesting. When people finally do notice you, they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you that were popular in high school, it's over, sorry. Thank you. Congratulations.
‘The Tangible Affection Proof’ Quotes
Quote from Howard
Howard: She hid my XBOX like I'm a child. And my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
Quote from Leonard
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.