Big Bang Theory Quote 2746
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Leonard: Yes?
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe next year.
I'm just kidding! Romance ninja. Let's have sex.
Leonard Quotes
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed?
Leonard: There you go.
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Leonard: Penny, as a scientist, my job is to figure out why things happen. But I don't think I'll ever understand how someone like me could get to be with someone like you. You know maybe I don't need to understand it, I just need to be grateful. I love you, Penny.
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: This song is never going to stop. Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating?
Leonard: That's a trick question, right?
‘The Tangible Affection Proof’ Quotes
Quote from Howard
Howard: She hid my XBOX like I'm a child. And my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
Quote from Leonard
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.