Big Bang Theory Quote 8600

Quote from Howard in the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Howard: Hi, I'm the small package good things come in.


Howard Quotes

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation

Howard: So you can never take it (the sweater) off?
Leonard: No.
Raj: Not even to sleep?
Leonard: No.
Howard: So you're just an idiot?
Leonard: It's called proving a point.
Howard: Is the point you're an idiot?

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Bernadette: Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you had a healthy lunch?
Howard: My mother calls me every day at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

'The Terminator Decoupling' Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could just eat me up.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Well, it looks like you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.
Sheldon: I hate when that happens.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw.