611 - The Santa Simulation
Aired December 13, 2012
Guest Stars: Dakin Matthews as Santa
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Viewers: 16.77 million Households Rating: 10.2/17 Adults 18-49 Rating: 5.4/17
Raj: Oh man, first monster I see I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand and shoot my magic all over his ass!
Raj: Doesn't anybody have a rod of resurection? Because if you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me.
Stuart: Ok, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud.
Leonard: Okay Sheldon, to start our quest, you need to open this little Christmas gift I got you.
Sheldon: Christmas? You know I don't enjoy Christmas?
Stuart: Why not?
Sheldon: Oh, where to begin? Trees indoors. Overuse of the words 'tis' and 'twas'. And the absurd custom of one stocking.
Everybody knows that socks comes in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg?
Sheldon: Actually, that helps, thank you.
Sheldon: Oh, a scroll. I like scrolls. They’re my third favourite system of transmitting the written word. After stone tablets and skywriting. You have all been summoned to join a thrilling Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Your quest begins in a secret northern village of elves who have all been massacred. I like where this is heading. Your task is to rescue their leader from a dungeon of ogres. Oh, that’s a saucy twist. That leader’s name, Santa Claus. No, no, no.
Leonard: It’s actually ho, ho, ho, but you’ll get the hang of it.
Leonard: You come to the end of the tunnel and find a large chest. What do you do? And, Howard, do not say, “I feel up the large chest”.
Howard: Excuse me. I’m a married man now. I wasn’t going to say anything so juvenile.
Leonard: Great. What do you do?
Howard: I walk up to the large chest, bury my face in it and go “blublublublublublublublu”
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