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The Good Guy Fluctuation

'The Good Guy Fluctuation' - Season 5, Episode 7

A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya's relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.

Air Date: October 27th 2011.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: More Halloween candy. I thought you already bought some.
Penny: Yeah, that's gone. It's a bad month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

4.6

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Bazinga punk! Now we're even!

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: (Talking to the snake) Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice. *Raj leaves the room*
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: "See you in hell Sheldon" The most frightening about that is the missing comma.

4.5

Quote from Penny

Penny: Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women and have everybody be happy about it.
Leonard: Now we're getting somewhere.
Penny: What does your gut tell you?
Leonard: Go ask Penny; she'll know what to do.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men ... It's worth noting that he died of syphilis.

4.4

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I am also a son of the Lonestar state. I'm Texas through and through. And we know how to settle scores down there... if you doubt me, just ask Mexico.

4.4

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's me, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Howard: That's not my mom, that's Bernadette.
Sheldon: Really? That's rather unsettling.

4.4

Quote from Leonard

(Leonard & Alice are kissing)
Leonard: Damn it, I can't. I can't do this.
Alice: Is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later on.

4.3

Quote from Leonard

(after scaring Sheldon with his mailbox prank) You may be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.

4.3

Quote from Penny

Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

4.3

Wolowitz: (To Leonard) Did I just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?
Stuart: Because if you did, you get your picture up there, on the Wall of Heroes.

4.2

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The only thing scary about that is the missing comma.

4.2

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: You should've seen the look on your face!
Sheldon: Oh, yes. The slightly widened eyes of mildly surprised.

4.1

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The German philosopher Frederick Nietzsche once said that Morality is a fiction created by a herd of inferior men to hold back the few superior men ... it's worth noting that he died of syphilis.

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Quote from Leonard

(Leonard is discussing his dating conundrum.)
Leonard: Well ... they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.

3.9

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: All right, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Suess here. Although One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable here.

3.8

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Bazinga punk now we're even!

3.6

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: No no, you have it wrong. I was going to be a jerk but I stopped myself

3.6

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.

3.2

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Come on out, merry pranksters. Take a bow!

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