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Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Penny: What are you lunatics doing?!
Amy: Sheldon had a breakthrough.
Sheldon: Actually, Amy and I had a breakthrough.
Penny: Oh, science? Shocking!
Leonard: You don't understand. This could be really big.
Sheldon: No, Penny's right. We have our whole lives to do science together.
Amy: Let's get married.
Penny: All right. It's go time! I am pumped!

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Look at what you've done to me!
Penny: Ah, hey. Could you just, like, not touch my computer or like, anything else. I just, ugh, I don't want to look like that in your wedding photos.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: You infected me a week before my wedding. What am I supposed to do about this?
Bernadette: Wear a veil?
Penny: (laughs) ... It's not funny.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Penny: Hey. Step away from the bride.
Howard: (chuckles) Okay. I'll go back upstairs.
Bernadette: Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them.
Penny: Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes! Ah, worth a shot.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: [answering the phone] Hello?
Bernadette: I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. The truth is, I don't like the dress, either.
Amy: Are you kidding me? Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress?
Penny: (whispers) Oh, she is the worst.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Look, Amy, I don't know what to say. I think I got stuck on the fact that it's not a dress I would choose, but it shouldn't be. You know, it's your dress. I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard?
Amy: Ew.
Penny: Okay, a simple "no" would have been fine, but you see my point.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Anyway, who cares what I think?
Amy: I do. You're the-the coolest, prettiest, best-dressed person in my life.
Penny: Okay, that would be flattering, except I know all the people in your life.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate." You know, it's-it's where you find rice pudding and jazz.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Is it possible that the very first dress is the dress?
Penny: Oh, don't be silly. You can't buy the first dress you try on. That'd be like marrying the first guy that you- You can't buy the first dress you try on.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: How much money are you asking for?
Sheldon: $500 million.
Penny: Then I'd go no bra.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: But while we're on the subject of fashion, I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow.
What should I wear?
Penny: Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you that always gets me free drinks.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's gonna want to methodically take it off, fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, label it, and then ravish you.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: I know I don't say it enough, but you go, girl.
Penny: That was enough.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Look, I'm serious. The other day at work, I had this great idea, but no one was listening to me. And then five minutes later, Paul said the same thing, and they practically carried him around the room.
Leonard: Oh, well, what was it?
Penny: Well, CPK for lunch, but that's just one example.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Okay, look, I Googled it. I took the picture, so it's my discovery. (scoffs) He stole my comet.
Leonard: I know, but on the other hand, do you really care?
Penny: Yes, I care. This happens to me all the time. People take one look at me and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
Leonard: Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Penny: I'm sorry. Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about?
Leonard: No, I'm not saying anything, ever again.

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