Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 162 of 262
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Leonard: It's 3 in the morning!
Sheldon: 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos.
Leonard: I was sleeping!
Sheldon: Leonard sleep while I play bongos.
Leonard: No, I don't.
Sheldon: Leonard no sleep while I play bongos.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: Gotta run. (Looks down at scissors) But not with scissors, that would be unsafe.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos?
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: Bet you didn't know that I play bongos.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: Oh, dear. Mr D'Onofrio's in the hospital. Why do these things always happen to me?
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Leonard: Sheldon, it's okay. He can do it. He's a barber.
Sheldon: He's not a barber, he's the nephew. He's an example of the kind of nepotism that runs rampant in the barbering industry. Besides, Mr. D'Onofrio knows exactly how I like my hair done because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: When I first moved here, I was nervous about finding a new barber, so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.
Leonard: There's no such thing as haircut records.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the word ends, not with a bang but with a nephew.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: I feel like a teen heartthrob.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Amy: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon: I tried once. They do men and women's hair in the same room at the same time. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Penny: You know, Sheldon, sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming. I mean, look at me and Leonard. We went out, we broke up, now we're trying again. We don't know what's gonna happen.
Sheldon: Oh, please, everyone knows what's going to happen.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Penny: Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move out of your spot.
Sheldon: Why? My spot, your spot; what difference does it make?
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Leonard: What are you gonna do first?
Sheldon: I don't know. I could do anything. All bets are off. The world is my oyster. *slams hand on table* I got it. I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight.
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Barber: I can cut it for you.
Sheldon: You're not Mr. D'Onofrio. I get my hair cut by Mr. D'Onofrio. *to Leonard* Can you believe this guy?
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Sheldon: I'm trying to raise the temperature in here before my nipples tear through my shirt.
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