Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 215 of 262
Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment
Sheldon: Virgin diet cuba libre please.
Penny: OK.
Sheldon: In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Oh I'll wedge it right in there.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Amy: Gentlemen, as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have other plans. We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party. Sheldon: Just tell her I can't come. Amy: She'll be disappointed if we don't show up. Sheldon: She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Leonard: We'll miss you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, who wants to spend the whole weekend, running around a bunch of pretend planets, battling made up monsters? That's for babies.
Howard: Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.
Sheldon: Please, Amy! It's got lightsabers!
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon: I play bongos while walking down the stairs.
*Sheldon falls*
Sheldon: Never play bongos while walking down the stairs
Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation
Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Sheldon: It took me a gallon of urine to get that water!
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Sheldon: Rise and shine sleepy head, half the town probably is dead.
Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization
Sheldon: # Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow. #
Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst
Sheldon: Action.
Penny: Okay, it's not a movie. It's improv. So no one calls action.
Sheldon: Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought that.
Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation
Sheldon: If you plan on having children I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers. Your testicles look a tad warm.
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Sheldon: Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship. Bazinga! Bedtime. Please show yourself out.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Sheldon: If you're interested I can send you a link to a YouTube video that would show you how to perform your own rectal exam. Helpful hint: trim your nails first.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Kripke: Well, as long as we're here, I might as well take a leak.
Sheldon: Kripke, you're in my spot.
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