Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 216 of 262
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Leonard: It's going to be difficult to find something you are both equally good at.
Raj: Is there anything you are both equally bad at?
Sheldon and Kripke: Sports.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Sheldon: I'm trying to raise the temperature in here before my nipples tear through my shirt.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Sheldon: Boy, oh, boy. This vacation is off to a wonderful start. The smell of formaldehyde, the whir of the centrifuge, the distant chatter of lab animals being dispatched for dissection. Mm, I can already feel my cares just melting away.
Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Howard: Hope you don't mind, I told my girlfriend, Bernadette, she can join us for dinner.
Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That's a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.
Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization
Sheldon: Hear me out. The atomic bomb was the Manhattan project, Windows 95 was Project Chicago, for our app I humbly suggest Project Nodlehs.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: Yes, this is doctor Sheldon Cooper. Is this the Zack Johnson that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny? Sorry to bother you. (to different person) Hello I'm looking for a Zack Johnson that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny. Coitus. It means intercourse and I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Sheldon: You've got the brilliant Sheldon Cooper in your lab and are going to ask him to do the dishes? That's like asking the Incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Sheldon: Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active Volcano where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed. Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Sheldon: This place could really use a suggestion box.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Penny: Hay Leonard, check this out. * Throws won-ton in the air and catches it in her mouth *
Sheldon: Leonard, she's doing it again.
Leonard: I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.
Sheldon: No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers with out guard of equitable distribution. * Turns to Raj * This is essentially why you have famine in India.
Penny: You want me to put it back? *Said with mouth full of food *
Sheldon: Leonard!
Leonard: It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Sheldon: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Sheldon: You're my girlfriend and you're not going to cater to my every need? Where'd the magic go?
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Sheldon: Wine and a girl in the dark. He's going to be bored out of his mind.
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