Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 245 of 262
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: That was not fifteenth century soap. My God, these people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything and expect to get away with it.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leonard: I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle.
Sheldon: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word plenty has been redefined to mean two.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Friday's always vintage game night. Look, my mom included the memory card. We can pick up where I left off in 1999 when I had pernicious anaemia.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leonard: I would appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests, how much scarcer could I be?
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world, why does it have to be Leslie Winkle?
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Penny: Sheldon, you are a smart guy, you must know-
Sheldon: Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Yeah. I'm Batman. See?
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's okay, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Sheldon: And you thought the opposite of stupid loser was a Community College Graduate?
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Sheldon: When I try to deceive I have more nervous ticks than a lime disease research facility. It's a joke. It relies on a homonymic relationship between the tick the blood sucking arachnid, and tick the involuntary muscular contraction. I made it up myself.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Penny: So, do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating, Leonard would get bored with me?
Sheldon: That depends.
Penny: On what?
Sheldon: Do you have a working knowledge on Quantum Physics?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you speak Klingon?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you know any card tricks?
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Sheldon: Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Leonard: How could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
Sheldon: They were very smart. They used my complete lack of interest in what you are doing.
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