Sheldon: Who are you playing with?
Wil Wheaton: Ugh it's just some friends, you don't know them.
William Shatner: Wheaton, get back here. Hobgoblins are at the gate, and you're at the door buying Girl Scout Cookies.
Sheldon: Is that William Sha-?
Wil Wheaton: Nope.

Kevin Smith: Wil, come on, I cast fireball, you need to roll your dexterity save.
Wil Wheaton: I'll be right there.
Sheldon: Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons?
Wil Wheaton: No.
Kevin Smith: Would you hurry up, man, the map says this dungeon's full of dragons.
Wil Wheaton: Still no.

Mark Hamill: Do you (clears throat)- Do you-
Wil Wheaton: Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here if you need me to step in.
Mark Hamill: No, no, no. I got this.

Wil Wheaton: This documentary is going to be awesome!

Wil Wheaton: Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Amy: Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon might have left something.
Wil Wheaton: Oh, you mean, besides his lunch?

Howard: Wil! Wil Wheaton!
Raj: Open! Open!
Wil Wheaton: No. No. No. [to Sheldon] Hell no.

Amy: Thank you again for inviting us, and don't worry, we won't tell the guys.
Wil Wheaton: You know what, why don't you tell the guys? In fact, let's all take a picture and send it to them right now.
[phones buzzing]
Raj: That's weird.
Leonard: We deserve that.