Quotes from ‘The Pork Chop Indeterminacy’

The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

The Pork Chop Indeterminacy - Season 1, Episode 15
Aired May 5, 2008.

Sheldon's attractive twin sister, Missy, is in town and the guys can't avoid hitting on her. As they all vie for Missy's affections, Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals. Eventually, Sheldon decides he should determine who can date his sister. Meanwhile, Raj takes part in a drug trial to try overcome his selective mutism.

Quote from Howard

Rajesh: Missy. Do you enjoy pajamas?
Missy: I guess.
Rajesh: Yes, well, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
Howard: Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
Leonard: Howard!
Howard: I know! I'm disgusting. I should be punished. By her. Oh, look I did it again.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Eat this slice of cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Sheldon, I'd kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're out, too, by the way.
Leonard: Say what?
Sheldon: It's nothing personal, I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they eat an Eskimo pie.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: You've already got Penny?
Leonard: How do I have Penny? In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell, no!

Quote from Raj

Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
Raj: What a bunch of crybabies. No guts, no glory, man.

Quote from Leonard

Raj: (Reading Bulletin) We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
Leonard: I don't know, Raj, maybe the comic store doesn't have a bulletin board.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm a superior genetic mutation, an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
Missy: And what do you mean "mediocre stock"?!
Sheldon: That would be you.

Quote from Howard

Raj: (Strangling Howard) I am Shiva the Destroyer, I will have the woman.
Howard: I'm warning you, I took Judo at math camp.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why don't you tell them I take tolls at the Golden Gate Bridge? A Rocket Scientist, how humiliating!

Quote from Raj

Raj: (Mocking Howard) Ooh! Look at me, I don't have a foreskin!

Quote from Sheldon

Missy: (Talking to the guys) He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

Quote from Raj

Raj: She's not hiding. She needed privacy to call her grandmother, who's apparently very sick. Oh, and I believe she has to wash her hair.
Howard: Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
Raj: Don't start with me, dude.
Howard: You wanna go again? Let's go.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Hey, look at me I'm a fancy Indian man! We invented pajamas! (About what Raj said to Sheldon's sister.)

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: How would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?

Quote from Howard

Howard: Destiny thy name is Anaheim!

Quote from Howard

Howard: Nobody ever expects me. And bam! Howard Wolowitz.