Quotes from ‘The Donation Oscillation’ Page 4 of 4
The Donation Oscillation When Penny's father, Wyatt, comes to town, he reopens the debate over Penny not wanting kids and Leonard donating his sperm to Zack and Marissa. Meanwhile, Howard decides to keep the reservation for the "vomit comet" he originally made for Raj's planned bachelor party. |
Quote from Penny
Leonard: Uh, Wyatt, we need to talk.
Wyatt: Sure. What's up?
Leonard: I want you to back off. You know? If Penny and I don't have kids, that's between us. So you need to stay out of it.
Penny: Oh, Leonard, it's okay. We talked. We're good.
Leonard: Oh. Okay, you could've stopped me sooner.
Penny: Could've let you go longer.
Quote from Leonard
Wyatt: You did great, Leonard. Very forceful.
Leonard: Yeah? (chuckles) I-I-I felt like my voice was a little shaky there.
Quote from Wyatt
Leonard: Hey, I decided to not go through with this Zack and Marissa thing.
Penny: Really? But you were so excited about it.
Leonard: I know. But, um, I think I was just fooling myself. I would be heartbroken if I had a kid out there and I wasn't his dad.
Penny: I know you would.
Leonard: Yeah. So, that thing you wanted to do last night, I'm available.
Wyatt: I got real good hearing there, stud.
Quote from Howard
Bernadette: Howie, I don't think I should do this.
Howard: Really? Well, I did not see that coming.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: See? I just think I shouldn't go.
Neil: Actually, this is much safer than driving a car.
Bernadette: Stay out of it, flyboy!
Quote from Howard
Howard: But I've done this before. And since you really, really want to go, I'll stay here.
Bernadette: Oh. Great.
Howard: Unless you don't want to because I was right and I do know you.
Bernadette: Well, if you really know me, then you know how far I'll go to prove a point.
Howard: Apparently, 34,000 feet that way, then straight back down, up and down, over and over again until you throw up food you didn't even eat.
Quote from Raj
Anu: They are definitely your weirdest friends.
Raj: If only that were true.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: I hate this so much! Why am I doing this?!
Anu:To prove a stupid point to your husband!
Bernadette: Oh, right. Worth it.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: Hey, Zack. Um, look, I-I know this is gonna be disappointing, but, um, I-I can't do this. No, no, no, no. I-I, I know how. I just can't. (stammers) But, hey, look, i-if you like, I-I know someone who might be interested.
[cut to Sheldon on the phone in Apartment 4B]
Amy: No! Absolutely not!
Sheldon: I'm sorry, my wife says I'm not allowed.
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