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The Table Polarization

The Table Polarization
Season 7, Episode 16 - Aired February 27, 2014

When Leonard buys a new dining room table for the apartment, Sheldon begins to reconsider the changes made in his own life. Meanwhile, Howard's offered the chance to go back to space, but Bernadette doesn't think it's a good idea and doesn't know how to tell Howard.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh, please. When I first met you, you were incapable of touching another human being. Now you're holding hands, going on dates, you even made out with her on a train.
Sheldon: She told you?
Penny: Of course she told me. It's the most interesting thing that's ever happened to her in her entire life.

Quote from other character

Mike Massimino: You know how astronauts need to have the right stuff?
Howard: Sure.
Mike Massimino: The stuff you have is wrong.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'll get right to the point. I think we need to end this relationship. So, sign this with your finger and please don't cry on my iPad. I didn't get AppleCare.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Think of me as Arthur Dent in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home.
Leonard: If you'll recall, the Vogon fleet blew up the Earth anyway.
Sheldon: It's a made up story, Leonard. I don't know why you're even talking about it.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: Translation?
Leonard: Wah, I don't want a table.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You make a lot of sense. I like this table and I'm getting it.
Penny: Really, this one?
Leonard: That one.
*Penny nods*
Leonard: Damn right I like that one.

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