Leonard: What are you thinking of naming it?
Sheldon: I haven't settled on anything yet.
Raj: We haven't settled on anything yet.
Sheldon: All right, way to go, Cat Poster. You hang in there.

Penny: You know, if anything, he's turning me into his mother. Before I did pharmaceutical sales, I was an actress. You know, I was pretty good. You know, girl-next-door type, but hot. Doable.
Dr. Gallo: Hmm.
Penny: And not only am I Leonard's mother, but we have this man-child living with us named Sheldon.
Dr. Gallo: Oh, Leonard talked a lot about him. I wasn't sure if he was real.
Penny: Yeah, he's as real as the fine I get when I use too much toilet paper.

Howard: Well, what if you make an appointment as a patient? Then you'll get to talk to her.
Penny: Yeah, they already know I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
Raj: Oh. What if Leonard made an appointment and tried to lay some groundwork for you?
Penny: That's interesting.
Leonard: I'm not gonna make a fake appointment with a psychiatrist. What would I say is wrong with me?
Raj: Low self-esteem.
Howard: Social anxiety.
Sheldon: Sexual insecurity.
Leonard: None of that is true.
Penny: Uh, denial. See, sweetie, the list goes on and on.

Raj: A medium-sized asteroid.
Sheldon: That's it? How common. That's the chicken fingers on the menu of space.
Raj: I kind of like chicken fingers.
Sheldon: Yeah, me, too. I was stuck for a metaphor.

Bernadette: Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place?
Howard: No kidding. Oh, okay, I'm about to suck something up. What do you think this object sounds like?
Bernadette: Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.

Stuart: (watching Howard and Bernadette sleep) I really miss this.

Stuart: Uh, well, I know the remodel is coming up, so I thought I'd make it easy on you guys and find my own place.
Howard: Wow, I thought I was done getting lucky tonight.

Penny: There's this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps. I've been trying to get in for months.
Leonard: Well, did you try wearing the shirt I said was inappropriate for work?
Penny: Well, the doctor's a woman, but yes, because you never know.

Bernadette: I just wish Stuart wasn't around so we didn't have to be so quiet.
Howard: I know. It's not like he returns the favor when he watches his Japanese porn cartoons.

Stuart: (from outside the room) You guys got a minute, or are you still cuddling?
Howard: What is it, Stuart?
Stuart: Can I come in?
Howard: Hang on. (quietly) Should I send him away?
Bernadette: No, it's okay.
Stuart: (from outside the room) Thanks, Bernie.

Dr. Gallo: Sounds like you're holding on to quite a bit of anger towards her.
Leonard: Oh, no, I-I've worked through a lot of that stuff; I'm better now.
Dr. Gallo: Mmm, good for you.
Leonard: Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine?
Dr. Gallo: That's heartbreaking.
Leonard: Right? To this day, I send her a card every year with a little money in it.

Raj: Okay, so once we receive the next image and compare it to the ones we've already collected, we'll know what it is that we found.
Sheldon: Ooh, perhaps it's a Heliosheath scintillation.
Raj: It could be a trans-Neptunian object.
Sheldon: Maybe it's a new planet.
Raj: Unlikely, but it could be a dwarf planet.
Sheldon: Well, as long as it has a healthy gravity and all its moons, I'll be happy.
Raj: Okay, the final image is coming in. And the object we discovered is-
Sheldon: Come on, Daddy needs a liveable planet he can rule with an iron fist.

Howard: I'll give it to him next time I see him.
Bernadette: Have you heard from him since he left?
Howard: No. You'd think he would've called once he got settled in.
Bernadette: Hmm, maybe he's busy.
Howard: Too busy to call? He wasn't too busy to binge-watch Hot in Cleveland with my Hulu password.

Dr. Gallo: Wow, you really do have a lot on your plate.
Penny: I do. You know, Leonard's right. Talking to you is really helping.
Dr. Gallo: Oh, I'm glad. You know, you might also benefit from a prescription for anxiety.
Penny: Okay, if you think it'll help. Oh, just don't make it Placinex. I do not need sudden fits of homicidal rage.

Stuart: Well, that's it.
Bernadette: I guess so.
Stuart: This is weird.
Howard: Yeah, a grown man moving into his own apartment. Crazy times. See ya!
Bernadette: Ignore him. He's just using humor to express how ... happy he is.
Stuart: It's okay. I know he loves me.
Bernadette: Sure he does.